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    Terasiel is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Default Homeland Security is a Dirty Business

    Minnesota Monitor - News Story From In State

    Charged with preventing terrorist attacks, responding to natural disasters and planning emergency management for pandemic diseases, the Minnesota Department of Homeland Security and Emergency Management mirrors the responsibilities of the much discussed United States Department of Homeland Security and the Federal Emergency Management Agency. Last Friday afternoon, someone walked into Minnesota's homeland security offices and took a dump.
    According to the Pioneer Press, at around 1:30 p.m. someone described as "homeless" walked through an emergency exit and defecated in several rooms.
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    Dante Obscuri is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Shit happens.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dante Obscuri View Post
    Shit happens.
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    deuce22 is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~~~~~~~

    I'm going to die, since i'm going to the capital tomorrow!!! (actually nvm, i dunno where this building is....haha)

    but wtf....so random.


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    Not only did he manage to get in there, but to crap in several rooms >_>

    Whats wrong with that guy, im surprised they didnt label it as a terrorist attack. Biological warfare!

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    He shat the right place.

    Nuff' said.

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    I hope they learned their lessons. I wonder what he used to wipe his ass?
    Tagalog: "Bababa ba?"
    English: "Are you going down?"

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    It does say a lot about government .

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    Quote Originally Posted by barny21 View Post
    I hope they learned their lessons. I wonder what he used to wipe his ass?
    Bush doctrin. Home-security act. Eight years of toilet paper amendments...

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    If DHS can't secure its own home base in broad daylight, then we are in a shitload of trouble.
    XD

    I still think Dante won the thread though.

 

 
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