Presidential/Political Humor

**Urameshi-sama** · 05-20-2008, 09:14 PM

Post your favorite presidential jokes (from any parties, countries, or political positions in general) here.

I'll start with some lovely Bushisms:

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

"You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." —to a divorced mother of three

"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."

''Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.''

"There is no doubt in my mind when history was written, the final page will say: Victory was achieved by the United States of America for the good of the world." --George W. Bush, addressing U.S. troops at Camp Arifjan in Kuwait, Jan. 12, 2008

**AtrumIncendia** · 05-23-2008, 02:19 PM

Hahaha.

YouTube - george bush is funny

**Urameshi-sama** · 06-01-2008, 10:35 AM

YouTube - Obama on the Run

Remake of the classic baseball joke: YouTube - Showing How Dumb George Bush Really Is

**morten** · 06-01-2008, 11:33 AM

Thread bomb

**Urameshi-sama** · 06-01-2008, 12:33 PM

Now for some Clinton fun:

**R3dKnight** · 06-01-2008, 01:15 PM

Stephan Colbert

I stand by this man. I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things, he stands on things. Things like aircraft carriers and rubble and recently flooded city squares. And that sends a strong message, that no matter what happens to America, she will always rebound—with the most powerfully staged photo ops in the world