Thread: Slutbucks

Now you can masturbate to your morning coffee.

Lol, too hot to handle.

eh, i really don't think that's her legs but oh well. you can always be sure that the Christians have something to say, they always have something to say.

Is that a conjoined mermaid or something?

I bet all they want is free coffee for life.
But in the end the first thing I noticed was "wow tits" that was what I thought was their complain..

I hope they don't ever go to a museum or art gallery, they might find a Salvador Dali's painting, and that might be too "shocking nakedness" for them..

I guess there must be some new passage: "Thou mermaid shall not spread your legs like you are GIVING BIRTH.." but they got to think of the prostitutes right? So I wonder who is the one with the dirty mind...

Pfft. You're slow, Mojo. I've been masturbating into my morning coffee for years now.

But, all religious-zealot-bashing aside, that new-old logo actually looks kinda stupid. Why would they want it in the first place?

coffee + porn + mermaid = guarantee win

I see a Thumbelina carrying a shrimp tempura on each hand

Mermaids have vaginas?!

Originally Posted by StealDragon

Mermaids have vaginas?!

Apparently, the two-tailed ones do. But seriously - how are her "legs spread out"? She doesn't HAVE legs. Did those people even take a look at the coffee cup...?