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    Default America, What were you thinking?!

    Bad Ideas: Kitty Tanning Bed is a Bad Sign for Humanity

    Quote Originally Posted by Adam Frucci
    This is a tanning bed for cats and dogs. Also, it is a sign of the apocalypse and/or the downfall of the American empire. Because really, when you're tanning your pets, you don't deserve to have any influence over the rest of the world. You're officially an idiot.
    I must pretend I don't know Paris Hilton has one for Tinkerbell...


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    Isn't that bad for the pets, though? Have people really sunk so low that they would expose their pets to badness for the sake of them getting a tan that... NO ONE IS GOING TO SEE, BECAUSE THEY HAVE FUR?
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    I hate these people. I hope they die in a sea of flames. Instead of helping others or donating you spend your money on dumb stupid crap.

    Paris Hilton may be hot, but if she dies, then it will set a good example to a bunch of other people. If you're a spoiled whorey bitch, go die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AtrumIncendia View Post
    Paris Hilton may be hot, but if she dies, then it will set a good example to a bunch of other people. If you're a spoiled whorey bitch, go die.
    Ok. The Paris line was a joke. Chill out and squeeze the beanie.


    I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
    I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
    before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends


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    Steal, I'd say the line about Paris being hot is as much of a joke.

    And people who buy this for their pet must truly lack otherthings they don't have to spend money on =o

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    Paris Hilton may be hot...
    uhh... I'm going to say not so much there and pretend I didn't see that. XD

    I'm also going to pretend that Steal doesn't know the name of her rat.

    I can see on problem with this right now... and that is that anyone who has, or has ever had, a cat knows they will lay on the warmest possible point they can without burning themselves. I understand what the product is talking about, Garfield has had a running gag on it for years... cats like to lay in the sun. We're talking about a sunlight simulating lamp though... I have one of these, I call it a happy light, and they get damn hot. So, what's going to happen...? Yes, that's right, the cat will lay right across that damn hood. Mission failure.

    The page is absolutely right, the point is heat, not sun. A little oil radiator will run you much, much less and accomplish the same thing if you insist that your pet must be personally warmed at their command (which we won't even begin to discuss the retardation of that mentality). I wouldn't worry about this being the downfall of america though... the type of people that would by this, are the type that would bring a daisy to a gun fight. Not a worry here.

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    Why do I have a happy light...? Well the theory was that in a basement that receives little sun, it would provide enough simulation to get the chemicals going in your brain, keeping you more awake, more alert, and more productive. However, it was decided between my father and I that on a price point, coffee and/or mt dew provide the same effects at a cheaper cost when you consider what this fucker did to the electricity bill. There you have it... get off me nuts.
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    Its people tha use these animal tanning places, that think of their pets like objects, instead of living animals. I really really doubt that they truely care for their pets. If they can put all kinds of clothes on them, give them a tan, I mean. Its nothing more then a toy for them..

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    *responds to the topic's name*
    I...she said she was legal! Grass on the field, man!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AtrumIncendia View Post
    Paris Hilton may be hot
    ..*heave*...She's...she looks like a canary masquerading as a crack whore with a bad nerve condition. I'd rather have Bill Kaulitz than her. ... a lot more.

    Ahem...
    On The Original Topic: Game Over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Volvogga View Post
    I'm also going to pretend that Steal doesn't know the name of her rat.
    Blame the media. Tinkerbell spends more time on my nightly newscast than the President (not that he's better... or more intelligent)
    Quote Originally Posted by Volvogga View Post
    The page is absolutely right, the point is heat, not sun. A little oil radiator will run you much, much less and accomplish the same thing if you insist that your pet must be personally warmed at their command (which we won't even begin to discuss the retardation of that mentality). I wouldn't worry about this being the downfall of america though... the type of people that would by this, are the type that would bring a daisy to a gun fight. Not a worry here.
    Tell me about it. My cat will lay right up on the radiators in my house. The same radiators that can vaporize a cup of water in a matter of seconds, melt the soles of my shoes in a night, and leave faint brown burn marks on thin curtains. I don't know how he does it. I've woken up dozens of times screaming when my foot brushed the radiator in my sleep.


    I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
    I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
    before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends


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    I'm actually not suprised that its come to this. To me this is the same as dressing up animals. Completely ridiculous and pointless. Obviously these people can be doing something better with there money but nope, no let that bum starve their cats need to look better when they take off their fur to have sex, or is that not how it works?

 

 
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