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    Default He wanted WHAT for your hand in marriage?!



    I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
    I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
    before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends


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    damn, that was hilarious. perhaps even better than their list of most dangerous insects.

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    XD

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    Yeah that was one of their best articles in my opinion. The bit about testicle crushing (if it's the one I'm thinking of) was particularly good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luke 22:36
    He said to them, "But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one.
    Man had his priorities straight.

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    If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them come to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity.
    Alright, that's not badass, that's just mean and horrible.

    "Oh my wife saved me from death, so to thank her, I'll cut off her hand,"

    I hope the bible does not support this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AtrumIncendia View Post
    I hope the bible does not support this.
    Considering these are Bible verses. I'd have to say it does.

    On a related note: After reading Leviticus, Numbers, and Deuteronomy, I have learned something important: Ancient Hebrews had genocide perfected down to an art.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terasiel View Post
    Considering these are Bible verses. I'd have to say it does.
    I don't think so, maybe it was a discussion about those super harsh rules that one of those civilations had.

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    @Atrum

    honestly, just read the Bible and find out for yourself. it's useful to know the book that over a billion people are apparently basing their life on. i'll tell you now that the Old Testament seem to favour the oddest things, whereas the New Testament (the Gospels at least) are a lot better. Jesus was a pretty cool guy.

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    Moses = Sam fisher!

    If he only had the NV goggles...

 

 
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