Page 4 of 4 FirstFirst ... 234
Results 31 to 37 of 37
  1. #31
    illidan320 is offline Member Frequent Poster
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Posts
    93

    Default

    HOLY SH*T!!!!

    I never actually noticed that Ezekiel 23:19-20 said what it said.
    Only after I saw #7 I opened up a bible and leafed through it till I found it.
    And to my amazement that exactly what's written in the bible(Although, In a much higher and non understandable language...)

    Altrhough #6 isn't exactly accurate...
    The jewish scholars said that the clan that Ehud was part of was trained at using swords with both hands
    while most of the inhabitants of the ancient world were using only their right arm for sword fighting.
    That is why he strapped the sword to his right leg.
    He knew the guards would only check the left one.

  2. #32
    Popothepenguin is offline Senior Member Always Around
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    In the hall of past Queens of Offtopia
    Posts
    2,027

    Default

    ^Judges is a crazy book.

  3. #33
    Terasiel is offline Senior Member Community Builder
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    South Carolina, US
    Posts
    3,310

    Default

    Dude, Judges can't be nearly as bad as Numbers or Deuteronomy.

  4. #34
    Jakko's Avatar
    Jakko is offline Senior Member Community Builder
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    North Carolina, US
    Posts
    4,503

    Default

    ^Which isn't nearly as bad as Song of Solomon.

  5. #35
    bipolargraph is offline Senior Member Always Around
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    Location
    Posts
    2,177

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Raszagal View Post
    So...Moses and his friend were ganging up against some dude with a sunburn. O_o
    Why didn't they tell stories like that in bibel classes back when we were young..? Or was I the only one who had a booring minister to tell the tall tales..
    No..(if you mean my post) Moses friend was the one being beat up.. (you can probably find this story online, but I think right afterwards he feels guilty, later the same situation happens again, his friend and another guy are fighting, and moses doesn't get involved so that he wouldn't make the same mistake again..)

  6. #36
    Terasiel is offline Senior Member Community Builder
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    South Carolina, US
    Posts
    3,310

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Jakko View Post
    ^Which isn't nearly as bad as Song of Solomon.
    Song of Solomon was hot. Real hot. "Hey baby, can I drink from your chalice? Those are some nice breasts you go there. Aaaaall right. Giggity-giggity"

  7. #37
    pulp_chicken is offline Senior Member Respected Member
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    NA
    Posts
    473

    Default

    Deuterenomiun is full of that shit. Ihad to read the whole bible once, and the old testament is quite book for psychos. The diferences between new and old testament are enormous.

 

 
Page 4 of 4 FirstFirst ... 234

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
vBulletin Skin by: ForumThemes.com
Powered by vBulletin® Version 4.2.0
Copyright © 2014 vBulletin Solutions, Inc. All rights reserved.
SEO by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162