Now listen to this. Even in jamaica they have cliques. My group of friends, well we're weird but we're cool with the majority of the people in our year just because we can tell some of the best jokes.
Some asshole started nagging us that we act like we're in some sort of cult. We laughed a bit because he doesn't even know the meaning. Then one of said, "SHIT that'll make a great group acronym." So started the group C.U.L.T. Naturally this started rumors, however this was like a short joke that no one expected to be spreading like wild fire.
One day I was chilling with my friends when ma bro called me aside.
Bro : You kno one of your friends was crying today
Me : Really, who?
Bro : Jane Doe.
Me : She looked upset before but I didn't kno she was actually crying.
Bro : Well I heard that she was crying because she was overwhelmed by a cult she's in.
Me : WTF?
Simple some extremely religious, gossip folk, motherfucking and fully loaded bitch teacher decided that it was well withing her rights to stop her spanish class and discuss random stuff about demons and so forth. While doing that in her class she sent two students out to gather information. I'd like you to know that these students are not in our year. They are two years above us, and have nothing to do with us. They also have a major exam (which usually rapes half of them any way) coming up and thier sylabus is far from being complete.
They were asking about a cult being in firth form (grade 11). They just happened to stumble upon the same assholes were calling us a cult before and one of my friends. The students came back to class and suddenly started a conversation about a cult in fifth form.
Now, this teacher told the class that she stumbled upon Jane Doe crying.
Bitch Teacher : What's wrong?
Jane : I'm just overwhelmed.
Bitch Teacher : With what?
Jane : Everything.
At this point in time John Doe walks over and tries to comfort Jane Doe as they walk away.
Bitch teachers side of the story.
-everything was correct up until after Jane said, "Everything". [B]Then suddenly a hoard of boys pulled her away with a reluctant and painful look on her face.[/
Now, I alerted my friends about the situation.
Simplified version of the rest of the story.
- Bitch teacher asks an unaware friend for a list of the students in the group. she receives it.
- In a class with peopel from our year she bring up the topic again and the whole class session is wasted. She shows the class printed pictures from our facebook group page saying that we use DEMONIC COLOURS, and almost all our pics are demonic. (we have an important exam coming up that determines if we go to college [if thats what you wanna do] or do sixth form)
-We make our facebook page secret.
-We let our anger be known by walking out of her classes and so on and so forth.
-She takes another class session to asks her students who told the fifth formers what happened. A friend of mine says she did it. She says that my friend should tell us that "She's a God fearing woman and that God will protect her from whatever happens in the future."
-We hear recieve the message and think God will really just give her a nice bitch slap stuff cow dung down her throat.
- She confronts one of our members lies directly about half the things she did and then says we should stop trying to make it seems like she's telling people we're demon worshippers.
"She's a God fearing woman and that God will protect her from whatever happens in the future." you tell a class that half of them already believes there is a cult and expect them not to now have it scratched in their brains that we're demonic?
-We discuss the matter with an intelligent friend and we came to the conclusion that we should speak to the Dean of Discipline. However on the way we find out that there is a rumor going around that we have some designated leader and that he is brain washing us. Naturally that would make all our side of the story useless, as we were supposedly brain washed and even our "leader" couldn't talk to them because he was brain washing us.
The bitch disappeared for a few days probably hoping it will die down and she'll get back with some kind of clean slate. Well while she was doing that we have people making the cross with they index fingers, following us around the school compound, prefects ignoring our pleas and teachers giving us dirty looks.
Now, really first I'd like some advice on what should be our next move. Cause if this goes any further we'll most definately be taking this to petty court or something cause this is down right ridiculous.
You kno, the story of jane doe changed to jane doe was running in the rain screaming that it's burning her?
Right now, we plan to push this shit to the limit. We change our name to F.A.T.E. and we have a few events ready to take place to have those teachers flipping their pretty little heads off.
Don't say we were stupid to choose the name.
Other groups have names like Killerz Kingston Krew and R.A.P.E. (and we're getting the attention?)
What do ya think?