How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don't cry when you chop up a dead baby.
What's more fun than a barrel of dead babies?
Sticking pins in their eyes.
What's grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
What do you call a 30week-old preemie?
Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
So you can pick them up five at a time
What is red and creeps up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
What's present do you get for a dead baby?
A dead puppy.
What's harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree?
Nailing it to a dead puppy.