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    Urameshi-sama is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Default Dead Babies Galore (a tad obscene)

    How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
    Nail its other hand to the floor.

    What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
    Art.

    What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
    You don't cry when you chop up a dead baby.
    What's more fun than a barrel of dead babies?
    Sticking pins in their eyes.

    What's grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?
    One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

    What do you call a 30week-old preemie?
    An Appetizer.

    Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
    So you can pick them up five at a time

    What is red and creeps up your leg?
    A homesick abortion.

    What's present do you get for a dead baby?
    A dead puppy.

    What's harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree?
    Nailing it to a dead puppy.
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    MojoMunkeez is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    How do you get a baby into Tupperware?
    Blender

    Which way do you put it in the blender?
    Feet first.

    How do you get the baby out of the Tupperware?
    Tostitos.



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    bipolargraph is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To peck at the dead baby.
    Lame joke.

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    lews_therin_tel is offline Senior Member Long Time Member
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    How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
    It depends on how hard you throw them.

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    MadDogMike is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    Q: What's more disturbing than a truck load of dead babies?
    A: A live baby at the bottom.

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    overmind is offline Senior Member Respected Member
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    ^Q: What's more disturbing than that?
    A: The live baby eating its way out.

    Q: What's worse than that?
    A: Going back for seconds.

    Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?
    A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

    Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a teady bear?
    A: I don't sleep with a teady bear.

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    mystic_guard_sinoel is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?

    I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.


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    bipolargraph is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    Hahaha. I ruined the thread. Or enhanced it.

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    MadDogMike is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    ^ You just enhanced it by giving the jokes more shock factor after people see the cute baby.

    Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
    A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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    StealthMoose is offline Senior Member Respected Member
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    Possibly taking the 'dead baby' idea a step too far but whatever;

    Q. How do you make a toddler cry twice ?

    A. Clean your blood stained dick on it's favourite teddy bear

    My momma would be proud.

 

 
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