Q: Have you ever seen a PEDOPHILES person on the jetsons?
A: NO. Looks like a good future doesn't it?
Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead PEDOPHILES person in the road?
A: There's skid marks in front of the skunk.
Q: What do you call a group of PEDOPHILES in the ocean?
A: An oil spill
Q: How long does it take a PEDOPHILES lady to shit?
A: 9 months.