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    AtrumIncendia is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Quote Originally Posted by StealthMoose View Post
    Q. What do you call a British PEDOPHILE?

    A. A paedophile.

    amidoinitrite?
    No.

    That was worse that Jakko.

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    It's settled, Mojo was right; there's no way you're getting into U Penn or for that matter any university that requires more than a kit-kat to get into.

    On topic though, there are no good RAPIST jokes at all. The only passable one I can see is

    Q. Why do parrots like RAPISTs so much?

    A. Because Polly always wants a Cracker.

    and that's pretty much down to the fact that I like the word cracker.

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    Q: What do you call one PEDOPHILE on the moon?
    A: Problem

    Q: What do you call ten PEDOPHILES on the moon?
    A: Problems

    Q: What do you call the entire PEDOPHILE population on the moon?
    A: Problem solved






    Q: What do you do when you see a PEDOPHILE with half a face?
    A: Stop laughing and reload.



    ...thank gawd I ain't a PEDOPHILE.


    I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
    I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
    before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends


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    Q: How do you keep PEDOPHILES off the streets?
    A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk

    Q: Why are all PEDOPHILES fast?
    A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

    Q: What's long and hard on a PEDOPHILE?
    A: The first grade.

    Q: Did you hear about the PEDOPHILE who died yesterday on Rt. 80?
    A: He stuck his head out of the window at 100 mph and his lips beat him to death!

    Q: Why Do PEDOPHILES Hate Country?
    A: Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister
    Stolen Sig Count: 26

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    Harhar i c wut u did thar, STD

    Q: How did the FURRY girl get pregnant?
    A: Her teacher told her to do an essay. (say it out loud)

    Q: How do you cause a stampede of FURRIES?
    A: Roll a quarter down the street.



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    Holy fuck, I can't believe this didn't come to mind sooner;

    Ok so there's these three guys a FURRY, a PAEDOPHILE and a RAPIST, and they walk along this beach and they see this pot, they rub it and a Genie comes out. Genie goes "You can wish for anything you want" and so he ask's the FURRY what he wants, and he goes "Err.. I want err .. all my people, in America, to be happy and free and in Mexico" and so the Genie goes 'poof' and all the FURRIES are in Mexico.

    And then he asks the PAEDOPHILE, "What do you want?" He says " I want all my PAEDOPHILE brothers [and sisters] in America to be back in Africa and happy and everything" so Genie goes 'poof' and all the PAEDOPHILES in America are back in Africa.

    So the Genie says to the RAPIST "So what's your one wish ?" and the RAPIST goes "You mean to tell me all the PAEDOPHILES and FURRIES are out of America?" Genie goes "Yeah..", so the RAPIST goes " ..well.. umm... I'll have a coke then"

    Boundless shame if you can't get where it's from.

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    Q: What do you call 100 PEDOPHILES guys baried from the neck down?
    A: Afroturf.


    Q: What do you call 20,000 PEDOPHILES at the bottom of the ocean?
    A: A good start.


    Q: Do you know why so many PEDOPHILES were killed in Vietnam?
    A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.

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    What holiday don't PEDOPHILES understand?

    Father's day.

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    Q: Why don't PEDOPHILES take aspirin?
    A: They refuse to pick the cotton out.

    Q: How do you make a PEDOPHILE starve?
    A: Hide his paycheck in his work boots.

    Q: What's the difference between a PEDOPHILE and a snow tire?
    A: A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

    Q: Why do PEDOPHILES stink?
    A: So blind people can hate them, too.

    Q: What do you get when you cross a PEDOPHILE and a FURRY?
    A: Someone too lazy to steal.

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    Q: What do you call it when a bunch of FURRIES are running down a hill?
    A: Jailbreak

 

 
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