So you wake up one morning and there's this guy teabagging you, but you end up choking and pass out. The next thing you know you're in the Middle Ages, around the first Crusade, and an angel pops in to choose your profession ala generic MMORPG. What would you be?
Easily enough I'd pick being the Pope.
I'd be one of the strongest men in Europe, and I'd be rich enough to hold orgies in the Vatican for the clergy.