^and you think I was weird. >_<"
I'd be an assassin killing people and getting paid for it
I'd be a rich merchant's daughter. Money and pretty things for just existing. Or the Pope's mistress. That'd be kick-ass.
I love Steal! <3
^ so wait.. you want to be AKofC's sex minion? But you don't have a penis..?
You know that guy who yells "Who goes there?" in every Middle Ages movie? I'd be that guy.
Id probably be the guy that comes from the future with that chainsaw and shotgun kicking ass and all...now if only I could remember the name of the movie...