thats quite an expensive piece of wood.
Darwin awards are for people who die due to their own extreme stupidity, doing us all a favour by removing themselves from the human gene pool. This doesn't come close to qualifying, but that doesn't stop it from being hilarious.
Hence, GAMING Darwin Awards.
Maybe he got a heart attack and did die after unwrapping his lovely piece of fire wood.
I agree, that is a lovely piece of fire wood. At least now he can use the wood to keep warm.
I like the fact that the author called a news reporter an "illiterate trollop".
I want a wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...
then I can go weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeee with excitement! =P
That better be some damn good quality wood.
Atleast that didn't happen to me.
I also know that it wasn't you who suggested it should qualify for a gaming Darwin award, it was the author of the article, so I'm not having a go at you.
Also, it doesn't appear to be the guy's fault. He just got ripped off as far as I can tell.