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    kawaiisan is offline Senior Member Frequent Poster
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    Thumbs down Things you can't joke about with girls...

    some girls can take some jokes seriously...

    don't joke about her:
    =small boobs
    =hair
    =clothes
    =period
    =pmsing
    =being stupid
    ="your girlfriends are cute"

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    Isn't that just...basic politeness? I mean, I wouldn't go around asking girls about their periods...


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    Things you can't joke about with guys:

    *Penis size
    *Skill in bed
    *Hard-ons at inappropriate times
    *Being stupid
    *Penis size
    *Being bad in bed
    *"Your boyfriends are hawt*
    *The fact that they can't get laid
    *Homosexuality jokes
    *Did I mention penis size?

    Yeah. And you know, it's really hard when I want to make a joke about penis size and he gets offended. It puts me in a bad mood for when he jokes about my breasts or period.

    /sarcasm
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    Wait? Making a list like this would mean that there's actually stuff you can joke with girls about out there...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Digital_Eon View Post
    Things you can't joke about with guys:

    *Penis size
    *Skill in bed
    *Hard-ons at inappropriate times
    *Being stupid
    *Penis size
    *Being bad in bed
    *"Your boyfriends are hawt*
    *The fact that they can't get laid
    *Homosexuality jokes
    *Did I mention penis size?
    /sarcasm
    Damnit DE! Not again. Almost all of my jokes consist of suddenly, unwanted erections.
    "Hi, there I represent the Foundation for a ... you again?! Damn you Penis!"
    "Yes ma'am, I'd like to make a donation...No. No no no. That's not...I have a gun in there, I swear!"
    "I can't tell if these pants fit. Every time I relax a little bit, they tighten up; it's like there's a ghost pulling on them...there it is again!"

    Well, I gotta say it: I still attest that "penis size sensitivity" comes from women's scrutiny, not just men's innate lack of security. Nothing says "ouch" like "Everything in our society is about ultimately about sex. Oh, you there, don't develop a complex or anything, but you have a tiny dick and can never do anything about it for the rest of your sad, disappointing life. Sucks to be you!"
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    size doesn't matter that much(I'm not talking about myself). Try making fun of my penis size. I'll just laugh.

    I got a friend with a big ass. It's so funny so we're always making jokes about it. We're close friends so it's alright. If it weren't we wouldn't be joking about it. Same goes with anything else on that list. Seems to me if you have say small boobs, and have had them most of your life, wouldn't you be used to jokes about it?

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    Default really....

    i jk about that stuff with girls and it seems to be k... maybe just girls around u and i am a guy... a normal one and not homosexual if it makes any difference also i jk about that guy stuff too with girls and guys so....
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    Things you can't joke about with guys:

    *Penis size
    *Skill in bed
    *Hard-ons at inappropriate times
    *Being stupid
    *Penis size
    *Being bad in bed
    *"Your boyfriends are hawt*
    *The fact that they can't get laid
    *Homosexuality jokes
    *Did I mention penis size?
    Being bad in bed is a serious problem, he should see a doctor! a HOT doctor!

    Joking aside, your only not allowed to joke about that kinda shit if he's insecure about it in the first place. I am moderately sure my GF has made jokes about EACH of those situations right there... and I wasn't bothered (cause I know she IS just joking, she's got nothing to complain about :P ).

    P.S. and frankly, I'm a bit of a homophobe and those jokes still don't bother me too much. As long as they don't hit on me, I don't mind them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kawaiisan View Post
    don't joke about her:
    =small boobs
    =hair
    =clothes
    =period
    =pmsing
    =being stupid
    ="your girlfriends are cute"
    I would do those jokes. Except if they really hurt her feelings. But if not, just go for it.



    Quote Originally Posted by Digital_Eon View Post
    Things you can't joke about with guys:
    *Penis size
    No problem with me.
    Quote Originally Posted by Digital_Eon View Post
    *Skill in bed
    No problem with me. Because I know the truth. ^^
    Quote Originally Posted by Digital_Eon View Post
    *Hard-ons at inappropriate times
    Thats not a bad thing!
    Quote Originally Posted by Digital_Eon View Post
    *Being stupid
    I can live with that. Most of the times I'm even some sort of rl stupid.
    Quote Originally Posted by Digital_Eon View Post
    *Penis size
    *looking down* Nothing to fear.
    Quote Originally Posted by Digital_Eon View Post
    *Being bad in bed
    Thats not true!
    Quote Originally Posted by Digital_Eon View Post
    *"Your boyfriends are hawt*
    Ok, that one is mean.
    Quote Originally Posted by Digital_Eon View Post
    *The fact that they can't get laid
    If its the truth, its really mean. -_-
    Quote Originally Posted by Digital_Eon View Post
    *Homosexuality jokes
    Freaks me out.
    Quote Originally Posted by Digital_Eon View Post
    *Did I mention penis size?
    Yes.
    Quote Originally Posted by Digital_Eon View Post
    Yeah. And you know, it's really hard when I want to make a joke about penis size and he gets offended. It puts me in a bad mood for when he jokes about my breasts or period.
    Reading between the lines: Your friend has a small penis, you make jokes about that, he cries, he does jokes about your small breasts, you cry.
    I see. Arent relationships great.



    Quote Originally Posted by martyr3810 View Post
    and frankly, I'm a bit of a homophobe and those jokes still don't bother me too much. As long as they don't hit on me, I don't mind them.
    I hate it every time my friends play the "we are gay jokes". Just freaks me out.



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