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what you talking about? at least he delay the inevitable.
next time he needs to handcuff his hands to his bed and swallow the key.
Life is all about how much power you have.
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Why is it that I never thought of that back when I was in school? Hell, those Mexicans never cease to amaze me.Diego watched cartoons while they worked to unglue him, eventually using a spray to dissolve the chemical adhesive.
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... sounds like denial to me"I don't know why this happened. He is a very good boy," said his mother.
hell, if my kid glued himself so he didn't have to go to school, he wouldn't be watching cartoons during that time
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Fucking genius for a 10-year old.
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If my kid glued himself to the bed, I'd just cut his electricity and leave him there. Good luck getting out of that one with no hands. Smart ass.
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I'd just pull his hands free, sans skin if necesary. Theres no way that little fucker is skipping school on my watch.
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Laxatives.Originally Posted by zerocold96
I like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends
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are YOU cleaning up that mess? 'Cause I sure as hell wouldn't.
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I'd start homeschooling my kid on Saturdays ^_^ hmm 10 hours of math and english for each hour of school he/she missed?
Last edited by silverwmoon; 01-21-2008 at 12:41 PM.
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Its how you solve any problem of having eaten something like keys. I'm not too coprophobic though I'd probably make his ass (lol puns) pick through it to find the key.
I like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends
[Chit Chat Specific Forum Rules] // Last Update - Friday March 13, 2009
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