My Christmas gift to all of you!!!
Twas the night before Christmas
Is where this story starts.
It involved the ST regulars
Their whole souls and their hearts.
They gathered around the forum
To chat about stories and new games
When all of a sudden the enemy came
And sprayed threads full of hate and flame.
“Oh NO!” cried Digital Eon,
“what shall we do?
It isn’t too nice
To ban that whole crew.”
“Why not?” asked Stealdragon,
“it’s absolutely just and fair.
After all I’ve been banned too
For doing sins that aren’t even swears.”
“Yea, ban him!” said Urameshi-sama.
Kolox cried “I want them gone too!”
“Plus, they’re from NF” said 98abaile,
“and those guys suck like poo!!”
“I’ll do it,” cried Jyuu,
“it’s quick and easy for me
Cause all I’ll have to do
Is press a simple key.”
But something was amiss
Something was not right
For some unknown reason
The ban button was broken that night!!
“Well this sucks,” said Adonai,
“if we think as one mind
I’m sure there’s an idea
That we will surely find.”
MojoMunkeez had an idea
He just stared at Jakko with a glare
“Let’s do it!” he said.
“we’ll give them a huge scare!”
Armed with gayness they attacked
And humped everyone with puns
Perhaps they could scar the NF members
And make them all run.
“Shit” exclaimed Jakko,
“it’s not going as we expect
We’ll just have to bring in the big guns
To get the best affect.”
So they dragged in Hanul
And pranced about the threads.
And posted horrid pictures
That would shock your heads.
As he began to notice and see
That the gay triplets
Could not make them flee.
“Bah hum bug!” said silverwmoon
“why must they ruin this night
With all these hateful threads
And cause such a fuss and a fight?”
“Fuck you, silver” said the NF spammer
“And fuck you too, csuti” said the other
They NF spammers continued to curse
And say stupid things like “I slept with your mother”
The boyfriends were stirred
And rightfully upset.
So entered Martyr3810 and Schiljo into the battle
Both who were not likely to forget.
With the help of the weapons man,
Ishman is his name.
They created a device
To put the NF spammers to shame
Volvogga lended his brain
And computer tech skills
For this marvelous invention
To make the NF spammers running for the hills
“Holy shit!” thought vphamv.
Krytha replied “can that be true?
Did you really invent THAT!
OMG I’m excited to see its debut!”
Yes, my friends it finally came
The invention of the TCP/IP punch
Those bastards were soon gonna
Feel squashed and crunched!
So that’s how this story ends
With them all bruised and sore
The ST regulars had fun
Watching them run “out the door.”
Never again did those spammers appear
To tamper the holiday with their tricks.
And no one on ST felt remorse
For the NF spammers were true dicks.
And then the clock stroke midnight.
“Wow,” said coolpuprocks. “Just in time!”
“Christmas Day has finally arrived!
So I can stop saying this rhyme!”
It's actually...not quite Christmas yet. 16 minutes to go and counting.
I'm planning on watching mommy kiss Santa and all that.
This is one of those times I wish I realized being here is way more fun than reading the manga on this site...
I can't believe I missed stuff like this!
Different time-zones? XD
Originally Posted by be0wulf
That was quite fun, even if the guys from NF do not troll but, it was still a good read. Cheers cpr.
I feel like cpr spent way too much time on this.
But anyways merry Christmas to all!
I LOVE YOU CPR!!!! XD
that was great! <3
I choked on my pop (soda for some of you) reading that. Of all the people on this site, it's the one person I don't think has the capacity to truly piss someone off that is told 'fuck you'. XD
Originally Posted by Coolpup
thanks to Silverwmoon!
^Our silver is of the peaceful sort, yes?
I loved it!! Especially the rhyming