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    AKofC is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Default ****. I'm such a kid when it comes to girls. I need your help.

    See, I still have this thing going where I don't want the girl I'm crushing on to know my feelings and all that, all because of a bad memory during my childhood.

    Unfortunately, this thing carried over till college. I'm now 22 and still act the same way.

    Earlier today, me and my classmates were discussing things, and the girl that I like was there too.
    The talk suddenly shifts to romance, and my friend since high school starts telling her that I like her. So I tell him in a deadpan voice, 'Dude, we've known each other for like what? 10 years now? And you still haven't figured out that I'm gay? Huh.'

    The table went quiet and things kinda went awkward.


    Summary: The girl I like thinks I'm gay because I announced that I was 'gay' because I'm an idiot.


    WHAT DO I DO?!

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    Be the flaming raging homosexual that you were destined to be.
    Embrace me, o brother.
    Like, naked embrace please.

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    O_o

    I thought you disappeared. Haven't seen ya for like a month!!!

    *huggles AK*

    Um...

    give her this shirt for Christmas:


    (www.threadless.com)

    I kid!!!

    or am I?

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    You'd better hope she's a faghag. If that doesn't work out, take Jyuu's advice.
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    AKofC is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Oh I got bored of trying (and failing) to annoy you guys.

    Now too keen on turning gay yet Jyuu. But maybe if I get chubby fat... girls lower their guards around gay men right? Also around chubby cuddly fat men. Combine the two, and I would be the perfect BFF. Then when her guard is lowered, I pounce.

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    Rape? That's not the right way to get girls...

    Unless they like it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AKofC View Post
    But maybe if I get chubby fat... girls lower their guards around gay men right? Also around chubby cuddly fat men. Combine the two, and I would be the perfect BFF. Then when her guard is lowered, I pounce.

    Yes, Dr. Evil is nothing against you.

    Indeed, nothing.

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    Reply to OP: To put this into perspective. First you had a crush on this girl. You're friend told her that you liked her. You said you were gay to hinder the truth. This might be the funniest thing I've ever heard if you don't mind me saying that. Now... You could always tell the girl that it was a bad joke or something and that you just couldn't hold it in, but that you now regret it OR... Start fucking guys to keep her from knowing the truth just a bit longer.

    The most important point is that shit like that is never forgotten so... I recommend you take some kind of action. Man... doesn't shit like this happen in animes and mangas all the time? I makes me think nerdyness actually might have downsides.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lews_therin_tel View Post
    Reply to OP: To put this into perspective. First you had a crush on this girl. You're friend told her that you liked her. You said you were gay to hinder the truth. This might be the funniest thing I've ever heard if you don't mind me saying that. Now... You could always tell the girl that it was a bad joke or something and that you just couldn't hold it in, but that you now regret it OR... Start fucking guys to keep her from knowing the truth just a bit longer.

    The most important point is that shit like that is never forgotten so... I recommend you take some kind of action. Man... doesn't shit like this happen in animes and mangas all the time? I makes me think nerdyness actually might have downsides.
    Realpost?

    You need to read up my friend.

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