*Bill Cosby Impression(?)* (wrote "Cosplay" at first)
Well ya see Csuti, food is uh one of those things that the parents give the kids when the kids are going "Maaa! I'm hungry maaa!" and the mother's all like "Well then you need to eeeat." And she feeds the chi-uld some oatmeal, and the child, ya see, let's it slide down his throat cause that's where to food gooooes.
Do you understand now? How about we go and have a puddin' pop and I can tell youuuu about the boy who lived across the streeet when I was a boooy. *drones on for days?*