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    Default Theory of how the world works

    Well, a friend showed me this and it's friggin awesome!

    Rules of the theory:

    1. Atoms are little people.

    2. Molecules are little people holding hands.

    3. Diatomic molecules are little people engaging in incestuous hand-holding with their own kind.

    4. Covalent bonds are the perfect couple, sharing electrons equally while holding hands.

    5. Ionic bonds: not so perfect couples—not holding hands. One is sticking to the other, stealing its electrons.
    a. The more electronegative atom: gold digger
    b. The less electronegative atom: victim of gold digger
    c. Conclusion: Fluorine is a BITCH! It will take electrons from anyone, anytime.

    6. Methane: a polygamous relationship, 1 carbon, 4 hydrogens.
    a. Carbon’s a pimp!

    7. Alkanes: an orgy – carbons and hydrogens all holding hands and doing other things.
    a. Each carbon holds hands/does other things with one or more other carbons = more incest.

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    Nice.

    You have some interesting friends cpr...


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    lol yeah nice find i lol'ed when the first like said people are atoms.


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    Aw, that's so cute...



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    Yeah cute... I dont like how you put something like atoms into something like incestuous relationship though.
    I'm studying chemistry btw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mystic_guard_sinoel View Post
    Nice.

    You have some interesting friends cpr...
    well, she was studying for a chemistry midterm...

    obviously there was more interesting things to do. =D

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    If only quantum mechanics were explained in such a fun, easy way.

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    a. Carbon’s a pimp!

    ^ I love that Carbon, I do.

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    Yeah, carbon is kinda cool.

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    I'd say Noble Gases are pimps. Everybody wants to be just like them.

 

 
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