This reminded me of another one :
Originally Posted by Dante Obscuri
2 friends are out, walking in a forest. The first stops to piss, but at that moment a snake came out of the woods and bit his dick ! The poor guy falls on the floor, moaning, and asks his friend to call for help.
His friend takes his mobile phone and calls 911
- "Hello, my friend has been bitten by a snake ! We are in the middle of a forest and have no emergency box, what should we do ??"
- "Without proper tools, the only way is for you to suck his wound to take the poison out."
- "Ok, thank you."
The first guy asks :
- "So, what did he tell you ?"
- "He told me you were going to die."