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    Raszagal is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Unwashed bananas? you guys wash em before you eat?
    Its not like they get cleaner on the inside..or what..

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    Quote Originally Posted by mystic_guard_sinoel View Post
    I didn't think a girl would have created this thread when I saw the title.
    I thought it was AK, but he wouldn't use the word retentive.

    Quote Originally Posted by AKofC View Post
    Pleasuring myself in the anus is my favorite past time.

    The best lubricant to use is Petroleum Jelly, and a toy banana, since the anal cavity doesn't really go straight and makes a curve towards the navel. It is around that area where the prostate gland can be located and is actually very pleasurable when rubbed through the anal wall. The best position to take, as I've found it, is to lie down on a bed (after sufficiently lubing yourself up of course) and then proceed to slowly slide the banana in. And from there try to tilt it towards your navel. Then thrust it back and forth as you also pleasure your penis.

    Good videos to watch while performing this act would be All Boy School Crush and Army Man Sex 2.
    Banana shape is a bit pointy, probably you want to use a cucumber instead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shautieh View Post
    I am at the opposite of being anal-retentive generally, but I'd not eat Akofc's bananas even after a thorough washing :P
    I am also the opposite of anal-retentiveness, almost to the point that anal-retentive people annoy me sometimes. I wouldn't get near Akofc's banana or whatever fruits s/he serves.

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    MojoMunkeez is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    I only eat AK's bananas.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Raszagal View Post
    Unwashed bananas? you guys wash em before you eat?
    Its not like they get cleaner on the inside..or what..
    If you had read what Akofc likes to do with bananas you wouldn't have said that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shautieh View Post
    If you had read what Akofc likes to do with bananas you wouldn't have said that.
    Bananas will never be the same again..
    "Chile is a thin and tall country"

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    Bananas are delicious.

    Say that or die.



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    I like bananas Ak-thoughts free thank you >_> damn you all I just bought some too... ;_;

    Why does everyone think this would be a joke thread or a guy making htis thread??? waaa why is everything so corrupted?? *cries* *sobs*

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    Quote Originally Posted by AKofC View Post
    Pleasuring myself in the anus is my favorite past time.

    The best lubricant to use is Petroleum Jelly, and a toy banana, since the anal cavity doesn't really go straight and makes a curve towards the navel. It is around that area where the prostate gland can be located and is actually very pleasurable when rubbed through the anal wall. The best position to take, as I've found it, is to lie down on a bed (after sufficiently lubing yourself up of course) and then proceed to slowly slide the banana in. And from there try to tilt it towards your navel. Then thrust it back and forth as you also pleasure your penis.

    Good videos to watch while performing this act would be All Boy School Crush and Army Man Sex 2.




    Yeah, I'm pretty anal about dishes myself and I prefer carrots over cucumbers or bananas.

    "Grapes and grapes!"

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    ^

    Oh man, you are made out of win.

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