Or he could pay me a nominal fee to be his penis stand-in, or dick double if you will.
Originally Posted by Talamare
AHAHAHA, see what I did there ? You see? I subtly implied I ALREADY have a big willy. Genius. So high brow. I'm going to sleep.
Wow! Jakko, you are well informed on penis-enlargement, are you not? XD
Originally Posted by Jakko
I went on a Bullshit binge one night. A scary thing, a Bullshit binge.
Originally Posted by Dante Obscuri
Nobody wants to use the force?
Originally Posted by MadDogMike
All knowing super power or something along those lines.
flying would be the best, and no one mentioned super strength? I want that too. Oh, and I want to manipulate the four elements, at least wind and fire.
just add the power to create = GOD!
Originally Posted by pentaelemental
The power of having a save point. Save and load. If I die... Instant Load ^^
^I think the omnipotence covers the power to create.
I wish I had one of 2 powers: 1) Genjutsu (from Naruto). If I could trick all humans into seeing something else from what is, then I could get away with a lot of trickery, cheating and be able to slack off and live a nice life without too much effort.
2) Slowing down time (for myself). SO that I can adequately slack off all I want and do things on my own time rather than having to cater to any deadlines or crap like that.
See that could be cool, and if somthing happens like some guy pointin a gun at you, you can just slow the time and walk up to him a kick him in the nuts, he wont know what hit him ^^
you people don't want much
I would want the Ability to destroy the universe and recreate it as I wished (God yea) but more important than anything, Be totaly and completely inmortal, that nothing could destroy me, since I could reform anywhere and blah blah blah
DEAD TO THE RETARDS!!!
DEAD TO THE FANBOYS!!!
DEAD TO THE WERESHEEP!!!