In Mother Russia...
...divorce settlements are a thing of the past.
That's quite a funny way to to tell someone: GTFO.
dear god,that has to be painful,now the husband has a piece of charcoal instead of a dick.
*takes note* never stay with ex-wife/ex-girlfriend!!
WHy was he sitting nake in front of the TV drinking vodka? Silly Russians.
there was a woman who cut off her husband's ... "buddy" and ran away. at some point, she dropped it. someone found it and kept it thinking some lucky bastard might be in need of it.
the husband got his friend sewn back on, and became a famous porn star.
the wife in the mean time went to court, saying she was raped by her hustand and so had every right to cut off his tool, and won the case. she came out of the court room, carried on the shoulders of a feminist group, holding up a peace sign with both hands.
lovely story, no?
lovely ! both stories are really lovely....
That is so wrong.. . I mean, how could she do that?! So low.. and must be painfull :<
If I got divorced there's no way on earth I'd continue living with my former spouse.
One truism of being married is that nobody knows better than your spouse what your strengths and weaknesses are, and they know exactly what buttons to push to emotionally hurt you, anger you, or just make your life at home miserable.
Just as a guess, the guy was probably sitting naked in a chair watching tv and drinking vodka because he knew that doing so would really irritate his wife. His mistake was in underestimating just how pissed off she would get about it. The charbroiled weiner was just her way of giving him a clue he couldn't ignore.
^ what you don't understand is that neither of them could afford living somewhere else, so it was either living in the same flat or living in a box under the next bridge.