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Hobo: Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Edwin, but you can call me 'Homeless Ed'... Or just 'Homeless' for short.
--A train
That one is true as hell. Lol.
SD have you ever seen the homeless guy near time square in front of a hookers place holding a sign saying, "I need money for beer, drugs, and hookers. Hey at least I'm not Bullshitting you."
Conductor: This is Prince Street. Not Half-blood Prince Street, but Prince Street.
--N train
Overheard by: she later invited the passengers to debate whether snape was a criminal or a hero
30-year old fan: ... And then he sprinkled magic dust over her throbbing vagina...
--Book release, Spring & Mercer
Overheard by: santos l. halper
Man to five-year-old son: Yeah, you know Harry Potter is now in this play in London where he plays a naked guy that has sex with horses? Comin' to Broadway soon.
--Harry Potter Pl on Mercer St
Overheard by: i don't THINK that's how it goes actually...
Girl glancing at boy reading Deathly Hallows: Does Frodo die?
--Strings Attached Theater Company's performance of Life As We Know It
looool
I really don't know what to say about that one.Quote:
Girl to friend: ... And it was like, 'Bam! I have a penis, too, man.'
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HOLY SHIT!!! OMG.... I cant stop laughing at that...Quote:
Blonde tourist squinting at sign: It says in small letters, 'African-American burial ground, Historic District.'
Hobo: That's right. They's dead niggas all over the mothafucka. Right under the pavement. Paved right over they ass without no mothafuckin' consideration whatsoever. You probably standing over a dead nigga right now.
Blonde tourist: That's terrible. How did they find them?
Hobo: The white man was diggin' here for something -- I dunno, prob'ly thought there was some money under the sidewalk, and all they found was a bunch of dead niggas. So they covered 'em up again and put up them signs.
Blonde tourist, handing hobo a dollar: Well, thank you very much.
Hobo: And thank you, ma'am. Any other historical information you need, come back and ask for Willie.
ppl these days....
xD
good find sd. hahahaha
That one is one of my favorites.Quote:
Chick: Come to think of it, all of my Jewish friends went to summer camp. Isn't that kind of ironic though; Jews at camp?
^ I like this one :DQuote:
Little Girl: Mommy, why do people in New York always wear black?
Mommy: I don't know. Maybe they just don't like looking pretty.
--Upper East Side
Classic but still goodQuote:
Girl #1: My friend Chandra thinks she's still a virgin because she's only had anal sex.
Girl #2: How do you know this girl?
Girl #1: She goes to my church.
--New York Public Library, 40th & 5th
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Gay teen: I told her that while she's over there she has to find me a German boyfriend.
Girl: Why?
Gay teen: So he can dress up like a Nazi and we can play concentration camp fetish games.
Girl: Oh, right.
--Odessa, Ave. A
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Woman #1: It's really small, you know, but the sex is wonderful.
Woman #2: You mean he's rich?
Woman #1: Yeah. Exactly.
--Union Square
edit ::PQuote:
Woman #1: It's really small, you know, but the sex is wonderful.
Woman #2: You mean he's rich?
Woman #1: Yeah. Exactly.
--Union Square
Lol. Where did that come from?Quote:
That's Just What They'll Tell You When You Try to Ask for Directions
Little girl: Grandma, do people actually live in New York City?
Grandma: Yes, lots of people live in New York City.
Little girl, confused: But... don't they all not speak American?
Grandma: You're right, most of them speak Spanish.
--Penn Station
I heard about that play too! I thought it was a joke though.. >_<Quote:
Man to five-year-old son: Yeah, you know Harry Potter is now in this play in London where he plays a naked guy that has sex with horses? Comin' to Broadway soon.
hahaha omfg! :DQuote:
30-year old fan: ... And then he sprinkled magic dust over her throbbing vagina...