Well, to be honest, everyone knows that anyone from Tennessee is a bit...well, freaky-psycho-strange-scary-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! People from Memphis especially. They are a bit nutty. They really got ahead of me on this one. All my ideas are gunned down. Sorry, I'm spent.
On a side note, this gave me an idea, Mojo! Next time, let's play cowboys and indians!