Thread: Hate your job? Kidnap yourself!

Originally Posted by MojoMunkeez

What if I kidnapped you?

you need an accomplice to succeed.

Originally Posted by ozarugold

This is funny. I'd do this, but I'm scared that some psycho is going to find me first and violate me first.

Hmm... I don't think this is very likely, but who knows.

^around my part of the city, very likely.

^well, thats why you don't dump yourself out in the city but somewhere a little outside of the city.

Get another friend to call the cops and say they found a bound and gagged body on the side of the highway when they passed by you.

^Well first off I might never be found and secondly my "friends" would most likely end up starting a party at my house and trashing the place.

I pity you. That sounds so sad. I'm actually grateful now that I have friends who would help me pull it off without a hitch.

I envy you. I was stupid and I lost touch with friends that were actually worth having.

^You must be in college, or are really sad.

Or really sad in college.

The word sad always makes me feel depressed and emo. but yeah, in college...

Oh look another kid is passed out in the hallway. I have to go steal his wallet.

Be right back.