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    Default He is so kinda ****ed too

    Well, my friend's life is kinda totally over now too

    He just recently got his license, and he was putting it to really good use. It's really nice to not have to worry about getting a ride from parents, being able to go wherever he wants whenever he want. The best thing is being able to drive around with friends and actually do stuff, rather than walk around my immediate neighborhood like he's been for the past 8 years.

    So, a week ago my friends and I decided to go for a drive around this neighborhood . It's a place we've always driven around and we were coming back from my friend's graduation, so it's cool that we can finally drive there ourselves. So we head there, and along the way one of my stupid friends in the back of the car pulls out a toy gun. The orange cap is obviously visible, and he starts playing with it in the car. We're driving on the highway and enjoy the wonders of his awesome car. He's a very good driver when sober (exactly the speed limit, come to full stops, etc.), so we decide we want to go to eat. .

    We're driving on a state highway on the way to eat, and guess what?! A good for nothing couple sees our fake gun and calls the cops. They copy our license plate number and calls the cops. The cops traces the number to the house address and ends up finding my friend's parents' house. Three cop cars surround the house and barge in through the back door screaming "WHERE IS THE GUN?!" My friend's Chinese speaking parents were confused as hell and thought the cops were robbers dressed as cops. The cops learn where my friends are from his parents and tracks us down.

    We drive a by a squad of cops and they see us and decides to pull us over. At this point we realize we're totally ****ed. Technically speaking, the gun doesn't belong to any of us; it's another friend's. We stop the car and just put our head in the air. The cop screams at our window with gun drawn, and starts screaming for the gun. and the cop starts saying, "Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down and Id like to take a minute just sit right there Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air In west philadelfia born and raised On the playground where I spent most of my days Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys said were up in no good Started making trouble in my neighbourhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air I begged and pleaded with her the other day But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way She gave me a kissin and she gave me my ticket I put my walkman on and said I might aswell kick it First class, yo this is bad, Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass Is this what the people of bel-air livin like, Hmm this might be alright! I whistled for a cab and when it came near the Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air I pulled up to a house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air."

    (fyi, majority of this story is true)

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    Okay wtf arg again I wasted 1-2 minutes of my life. Thank god skippe dto the end lol.


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    tl;dr
    thats how cool i am.

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    ... not from you CPR... not from you...

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    I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
    I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
    before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends


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    Quote Originally Posted by StealDragon View Post
    ... not from you CPR... not from you...

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    there are terrible things happening among mods
    massive hidden spam

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    ..........what



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    I got bored.....

    bwahahahahaaaaaaaaa

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    :3 Pasta from cpr, yum! <3


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    Quote Originally Posted by coolpuprocks View Post
    I got bored.....

    bwahahahahaaaaaaaaa
    First the thread, now excuses?!?! WTF is happening here!?


    I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
    I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
    before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends


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