I am so ****ed
well, my life is kinda totally over now
I just recently got my license, and I've been putting it to really good use. It's really nice to not have to worry about getting a ride from my parents, being able to go wherever I want whenever I want. The best thing is being able to drive around with friends and actually do stuff, rather than walk around my immediate neighborhood like I have been for the past 8 years.
So, two nights ago my and my friend decided to go for a drive around this neighborhood thats behind a cemetery that's pretty close. It's a place we've always driven around and smoked (pot) at with our friends who were older, so it's cool that we can finally drive there ourselves. So we head there, with a nice 8th and my bong. We drive to this church thats in the neighborhood, and park in the lot sort of in the corner, load a bowl, and start to enjoy the wonders of marijuana. We smoke about 4 big bowls between the two of us, then start to head out. I'm a very good driver when high (exactly the speed limit, come to full stops, etc.), so we decide we want to go to Jack in the Box. Before we start driving, we roll a joint to smoke on the way there.
We're driving on a state highway on the way to Jack in the Box, and guess what?! We drive a by a cop and he sees all the smoke and decides to tell us to pull over. Now, I just got my license a week ago, and I'm not about to get pulled over in possession of narcotics right at the beginning of my summer, so my friend looks at me and says, "Go!!!" so I accelerate and take the first turn off the highway I see (I'm driving a 1995 Mercedes E320). I'm driving about 55 mph going through residential roads, with the cop still behind us about 2 blocks with sirens going full blast and everything. I am now evading arrest and whatever else not pulling over is. I keep driving, turning as often as possible until I take a hard right, directly onto a dead end street. At this point I realize I'm totally ****ed, stop my car and just put my head in my hands. The cop walks up, knocks on the window with gun drawn, so I roll it down, and the cop starts saying, "Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down and Id like to take a minute just sit right there Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air In west philadelfia born and raised On the playground where I spent most of my days Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys said were up in no good Started making trouble in my neighbourhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air I begged and pleaded with her the other day But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way She gave me a kissin and she gave me my ticket I put my walkman on and said I might aswell kick it First class, yo this is bad, Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass Is this what the people of bel-air livin like, Hmm this might be alright! I whistled for a cab and when it came near the Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air I pulled up to a house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air
that suck driving under influence is a crime (qualify for capital punishment)
But I've been pull over once
(because I got Horny and Looking for Hookers)
feel better now?
isnt leud acts within the area of a church a felony
I'm, uh, not sure what else there is to say.
I wasted like 2-3 minutes of my life I will never redeem again, but it was funny so eh lol.
Originally Posted by Henchy432
AK, how bored were you when you wrote this?
^ Why do you think that he wrote it?
people don't seem to know what copypasta is ...