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    AKofC is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Default XD @ this Bash entry.

    It's been taken down, but here's the link anyway.

    http://www.bash.org/?777696

    Here's the post, censored for GameFAQs.

    Now, I'm sure many of you have encountered little ***** in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little ***** that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. Okay , here's the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the ****** skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprinkle of blood on the little ****'* teeth as he was grinning at me like the little **** he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming "****! ****!." Now, my good friend, Tom we'll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting "****! MAYBE HE DIDN'T GET IT! ****!." By now, the kid is scared ******** and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting ***** at us for yelling at her kid. Here's the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, "Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I'm... I'm ******* HIV POSITIVE." And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just ****** up big time because his mom isn't defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my **** from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just as we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the **** she is. I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.

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    Quiraikotsu is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    What?!
    You can get HIV from DRINKING blood?!

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    SAND_MAN is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha


    "Let my ears hear not but the most sinful of lyrics"

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    MadDogMike is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quiraikotsu View Post
    What?!
    You can get HIV from DRINKING blood?!
    Yes, just like you can get it from oral sex.

    While it was a funny story, at the same time if it's true I feel really sorry for that lady...

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    yoda is offline Senior Member Respected Member
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    ha ha,that woman deserved it,i'm definitely doing something similar if i have the chance.

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    The Room is offline Member Frequent Poster
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    I would of tried to fling some blood into the womans mouth. That would be funny.

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    that's just over kill

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    SAND_MAN is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    ^no such thing. JK

    can you imagine how she felt tho.


    "Let my ears hear not but the most sinful of lyrics"

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    Dante Obscuri is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Good one. That's why I like being with my little cousins. When little kids vex me (this is only when they have this "I'll piss you off and you won't be able do a thing because I am a kid" attitude), I make my cousins hit them (just to scare them away). Oddly enough, there are never any regrets about doing so.


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    Hanul is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    That man is a genius, gotta try that some time.

    Until one has given everything, one has given nothing.
    óGeorges Guynemer

 

 
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