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    Nadin is offline Junior Member Newbie
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    before New Year there was a commercial on TV whith Santa and deer.
    Two hours before New Year
    I Hello my name is Nadia, how can i help you?
    She I would like to order Santa and a Deer
    I Do you mean, that you want to download a picture or a video with Santa and Deer
    She Arent you watching TV
    I (confused) No
    She There is an commercial of Djuice(name of company) with Santa and deer? so i would like to order them

    It took half of an hour to tell her that we dont provide such services

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    Avoid double-posting unless necessary.

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    Nadin is offline Junior Member Newbie
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    A call. 11.00
    He Can you tell me where am I?
    I What exactly do you mean?
    he I with my frends was boozing up( I dont really know, if it means drinking a lot of alcohol) and i dont know where am I
    I I'm sorry, but we dont provide such services. I recomend You to use an GSM code, to get such information, it costs....
    he So you dont know?
    I I've already told you, that You can get such information by using GSM code
    he Then you must know were my friends are
    I I'm sorry, but we dont provide such services. You can use a GSM code to find your friend if he has a working mobilefone.
    He But i dot have money on my balance. What should I do know?
    I I can recomend you to ask a person somewere near you to find it out
    P.S. in the end, after 45 minutes of conversation, it found out that he is 150 metres away from his home.

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    kaspar is offline Member Frequent Poster
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    hmmm... my boss walked in on my watching p**n while I was sopose to be working...

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    Quote Originally Posted by kaspar View Post
    hmmm... my boss walked in on my watching p**n while I was sopose to be working...
    Promotions!

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    SAND_MAN is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    Oooo i gots a bunch..

    1: last week when i had a job at AMPD mobile (one of this little cell phone booths at the malls) i saved a fat mans life...he was having a heart attack so im saving his life for like ten minutes with people watching me and not helping and after the medics came and he was alrite i asked him if e was alrite he told me to leave him the hell alone.

    2: I now work in footloocker i got to tackle some kid the other day for stealing a pair of Jordens..im so proud of my self. then i took the shoes to my car went back to work and said he got away.

    3: I fell asleep in the back freezer of mcdonalds last year during my shift for an hour when i woke up i couldent un curl my toes for two hours.

    4: Some one left a baby at footlocker for half an hour.

    5: in foot locker there are no changing rooms so some fat hairy guy decides to change anyways the shirts that didnt fit had hair all over them.

    6: i cursed at a secret shopper.

    7: i had to find some ones shoe size last nite...he had four toes.


    "Let my ears hear not but the most sinful of lyrics"

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    ozarugold is offline Senior Member Respected Member
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    I liked SAND MAN's second story. It gave me a warm and fuzzy feeling inside.
    Are you happy? I am happy.

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    MuseyMcMuse is offline Senior Member Frequent Poster
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    i used to deliver medicine to this old folks home when i was 15 for some extra cash, anyways one day i was there delivering as usual and i got to the 3rd floor and noticed some very loud noise-obviously pornography...neways this guy who was half deaf was listening to porn probably the loudest the tv would go and u could hear it across the whole floor!

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    I just saw a fat old man's dick and balls hang out of his shorts today. It was small.
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    How were you unfortunate enough to witness that horror?

 

 
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