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    Viraten is offline Senior Member Respected Member
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    *Shapens his spear* Aint no crab gonna pregnate me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viraten View Post
    *Shapens his spear* Aint no crab gonna pregnate me!
    Silly fool, giant monster crabs from volcanoes have super strong carapaces, they are giant, and live in lava, after all. A stick will not work. Only hundreds of billions of dollars and a unified global front that will cause wide-spread depression and hardship. Can't be too careful, though, can we?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jakko View Post
    Silly fool, giant monster crabs from volcanoes have super strong carapaces, they are giant, and live in lava, after all. A stick will not work. Only hundreds of billions of dollars and a unified global front that will cause wide-spread depression and hardship. Can't be too careful, though, can we?
    In the words of a peasant...

    'That's it! I'm dead!'

    Edit: @98abaile- a concise, clear guide. I may yet survive...
    Last edited by Viraten; 06-15-2007 at 12:06 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jakko View Post
    Silly fool, giant monster crabs from volcanoes have super strong carapaces, they are giant, and live in lava, after all. A stick will not work. Only hundreds of billions of dollars and a unified global front that will cause wide-spread depression and hardship. Can't be too careful, though, can we?
    But if he uses the stick to attack its weak point for massive damage, I think he can prevail.

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    Hey, hey people, it's actually a double-sided spear, not stick! Even trash has its pride! (kudos to anyone who knows where I got that from)
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    Quote Originally Posted by coolerimmortal View Post
    But if he uses the stick to attack its weak point for massive damage, I think he can prevail.
    Obviously he should do a barrel roll.

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    His logic is what is called a "faulty syllogism". Though I agree with his viewpoint that we should prepare for a world where global warming does occur, I don't agree with his logic.
    If people are too thick-headed to believe in the numerous data suggesting global warming, then they'll probably disregard any other arguments supporting global warming coming their way.

    On crabs: Have YOU been on the recieving end of a crab attack? Only through devoting tax dollars on crab bombs and through public education can we decrease the incidence of these devastating crab attacks occurring around the world.
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    Murphy's law dictates that you should always prepare for the worst ('cos when you do, the worst doesn't happen, but thats a good thing).

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    Crabwatch Day 1: Time: 12:03 hours

    As I sit here, gagging on coffee which I'm not used to drinking and clutching my spear tightly, my newfound comrades are scouting the area, setting up landmines in preparation for the invasion. As of yet, I've heard nothing from my scouts in the last half an hour. This may be due to the fact that nothing has been spotted out of the ordinary or it may be that they have fallen to the crabs.

    I will keep you posted...if I'm still alive.
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