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    Viraten is offline Senior Member Respected Member
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    *Steals some cows and heads off to Serbia*

    What? It's a bargain as far as I'm concerned!
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    Are you really that desperate that you would undertake such an important surgery with a doctor who accepts cows as payment?


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    Quote Originally Posted by StealDragon View Post
    Are you really that desperate that you would undertake such an important surgery with a doctor who accepts cows as payment?
    Lucky he doesn't accept bulls. I mean... well whatever, I shall leave it at that.

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    No, not really. But then I'll have something to do this summer. You know, recover from surgery and piss blood.
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    I just want to point out you guys are reading that wrong, they say they EXPECT as much as 10cm extensions, and the doctor is saying it with disbelief (the understanding being that thats not fucking possible, thats more than doubling some men for instance).

    Djordjevic complains his patients are unrealistically expection 10-cm extensions
    Unrealistic Expectation

    Quote Originally Posted by StealDragon View Post
    Are you really that desperate that you would undertake such an important surgery with a doctor who accepts cows as payment?
    Good point too... your body has your size for a reason... unless you feel like dealing with ED and other medical issues... don't xD Also, interesting fact, doctors in Russia will accept cases of Vodka as payment (along with everyone else really, I know, a client of my fathers once chartered a jet with Vodka).

    Theres a reason western doctors tell you to NOT have the surgery unless you absolutely, positively feel you can't live without it - and if you have that little self-respect, you've got problems anyway.

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    Well, he said that you need to pay more than a cow for a 10cm extension... so I guess it's possible, for two cows.
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    That seems like an, uh, awful idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StealDragon View Post
    Are you really that desperate that you would undertake such an important surgery with a doctor who accepts cows as payment?
    I can see the future of medical insurance now...gone will be the days of the HMO, to be replaced by the HMooooooo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Digital_Eon View Post
    I guess they just have really small penises over there, so adding 10cm makes them normal? =P
    if they need to add 10cm to make it normal. the word small is an understatement. XD
    Quote Originally Posted by martyr
    Theres a reason western doctors tell you to NOT have the surgery unless you absolutely, positively feel you can't live without it - and if you have that little self-respect, you've got problems anyway.
    Amen to that! same goes for plastic surgery

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    Gross, next they will be transplanting horse penis on themselves.

 

 
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