Page 11 of 13 FirstFirst ... 910111213 LastLast
Results 101 to 110 of 124

Thread: Peeing

  1. #101
    shinigamiwolf is offline Senior Member Always Around
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    seeking for a place where sanity is not needed
    Posts
    1,108

    Default

    The manly thing to do is finish off with the traditional shake.

  2. #102
    StealDragon's Avatar
    StealDragon is offline Super Moderator Community Builder
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    NCC-1701
    Posts
    13,444

    Default

    When I shake my penis my toilet gets whiplash.


    I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
    I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
    before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends


    [Chit Chat Specific Forum Rules] // Last Update - Friday March 13, 2009

  3. #103
    MojoMunkeez is offline Senior Member Community Builder
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    Bay Area
    Posts
    6,450

    Default

    When I shake my toilet my penis gets whiplash



  4. #104
    _Vincent_ is offline Senior Member Community Builder
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    Rumblandia
    Posts
    5,586

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by shinigamiwolf View Post
    The manly thing to do is finish off with the traditional shake.
    try not to shake it too much. you don't want to go out with a pants with sprinkles.

  5. #105
    Ryo_dragon_shinobi is offline Senior Member Regular
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Posts
    153

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by StealDragon View Post
    No that shit happens all the time... I only piss sitting down at home now... never know what you can get from a toilet seat

    *scratch*

    *SCRATCH*

    >


    there are actually only a few things that you can get from sitting on a public toilet.

  6. #106
    MojoMunkeez is offline Senior Member Community Builder
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    Bay Area
    Posts
    6,450

    Default

    I pee sitting down at home and in other people's houses. It would be most embarrassing if I missed or something.



  7. #107
    _Vincent_ is offline Senior Member Community Builder
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    Rumblandia
    Posts
    5,586

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by MojoMunkeez View Post
    I pee sitting down at home and in other people's houses. It would be most embarrassing if I missed or something.
    is the point-and-release not effective?
    there might be a clogged in the barrel if the shot goes sidewards....

  8. #108
    MojoMunkeez is offline Senior Member Community Builder
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    Bay Area
    Posts
    6,450

    Default

    Well, you never know. I make it a point to be safe not sorry.



  9. #109
    shinigamiwolf is offline Senior Member Always Around
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    seeking for a place where sanity is not needed
    Posts
    1,108

    Default

    LMAO. I remember when I missed at my friend's house one time. "Hey it sounds like water hitting my bag."

    "Ummmm yea, yea I overpoured the sink. Sorry."

  10. #110
    98abaile's Avatar
    98abaile is offline Senior Member Community Builder
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    An Englishman in a shithole somewhere in Wales.
    Posts
    7,892

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by MojoMunkeez View Post
    I pee sitting down at home and in other people's houses. It would be most embarrassing if I missed or something.
    I just sit down 'cos I'm lazy.

 

 
Page 11 of 13 FirstFirst ... 910111213 LastLast

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
vBulletin Skin by: ForumThemes.com
Powered by vBulletin® Version 4.2.0
Copyright © 2014 vBulletin Solutions, Inc. All rights reserved.
SEO by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79