I'm tired of these Motherfuckin' Snakes on a Motherfuckin' Plane!

http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7007443704
Samuel L. Jackson eat your heart out.

Wow, the guy's a genius. So's airport security.

It'd be funny to look at the x-ray pictures of the bag..

Good thing he mentioned the snakes before they hand searched his luggage. I wouldn't want to be the guy in airport security to open a bag inside a suitcase...and have a cobra come out of it.