A news station has done some investigation and they have discovered emos.
ABC 4 News broke the story about a "teen phenomenon sweeping the nation." The teen phenomenon is "EMO CULTURE." The investigative team discovered that "EMO" is short for emotional. These emo kids are part punk and part goth.
A psychologist was found who informed "Part of the guiding philosophy of EMO kids is pain. That's the subcurrent."
The investigative news team studied emo culture on the internet. They were able to "quickly" find hundreds of sites dedicated to showing kids how to be emo.