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    sweet_smile is offline Junior Member Newbie
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    Default Types Of Women

    This is really interesting and funny Enjoy ^__^

    Types of Women

    HARD-DISK Woman:
    She remembers everything, FOREVER.


    RAM Woman:
    She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.



    WINDOWS Woman:
    Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.



    EXCEL Woman:
    They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.



    SCREENSAVER Woman:
    She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!



    INTERNET Woman:
    Difficult to access.



    SERVER Woman:
    Always busy when you need her.



    MULTIMEDIA Woman:
    She makes horrible things look beautiful.



    CD-ROM Woman:
    She is always faster and faster.



    E-MAIL Woman:
    Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.




    VIRUS Woman:
    Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything

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    my type of girl:

    WINDOWS Woman:
    Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

    why is life so unfair?
    Life is all about how much power you have.

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    CD-ROM doesn't get faster.... it gets more annoying the older it is...

    OK, next is the CPU type:
    smart, doesn't talk much, does a lot of things. Push her up too hard, and she overheats.

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    the Joystick Women

    also known as the She-males.

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    Quote Originally Posted by R3dKnight View Post
    the Joystick Women

    also known as the She-males.
    omg...

    the vista women: high mantnece, pretty but dosent do nothin.


    "Let my ears hear not but the most sinful of lyrics"

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    The USB women...Have more things put in them every day.

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    Cyber-Cafe woman
    You come in, Pay for the time, Use the comp like you haven't use one for a long time

    Oh I call this woman a "Prostitute"

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    Power Supply women:

    Jack them in, and they never run out of juice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kakashi_Hinata View Post
    The USB women...Have more things put in them every day.
    don't forget: Compatible with almost everything :P

    AMD Women
    Overheats way too quickly

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    Quote Originally Posted by _Vincent_ View Post
    don't forget: Compatible with almost everything :P

    AMD Women
    Overheats way too quickly
    Don't forget, can group up with 127 other USB women without problems. ^_-

 

 
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