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    sperm worm is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    Default Is Your Son A Computer Hacker?



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    SAND_MAN is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    Is your son obsessed with "Linux" haha.

    Half that list means nothing.


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    sperm worm is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    uhh. DUH!

    but the part about Quake made me ROFL.


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    What did he mean when he said "has your son recently changed wardrobe" is there some kind of hacker dress code?

    Edit: Omg haha I didint read the whole Quake section.


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    Computer hackers are often limited by conventional computer hardware. They may request "faster" video cards, and larger hard drives, or even more memory. If your son starts requesting these devices, it is possible that he has a legitimate need. You can best ensure that you are buying legal, trustworthy hardware by only buying replacement parts from your computer's manufacturer.
    If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.
    This whole article is most surely fake, but if it is not this guy is set to win the prize of the most stupid guy out there..

    If your son is failing courses in school, or performing poorly on sports teams, he may be involved in a hacking group, such as the infamous "Otaku" hacker association. Excessive time spent on the computer, communicating with his fellow hackers may cause temporary damage to the eyes and brain, from the electromagnetic radiation.

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    He will be a top canidate at least.


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    doesnt this just make you ROFL?

    so amazing!


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    That was hilarious. If that's not fake I weep for humanity.

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    omfg, this is so fucking funny! and to ppl who even CONSIDER that this isn't fake, wake up :P AMD a hacker CPU? Flash as hacker software? rofl, this is too funny ! xD

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    BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos
    Wow. Lunix.

    And that article is pretty old...
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