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    I don't know the first thing about computers, and even I can tell that this is fake. Somebody having a good laugh, and baiting some angry nerds, I guess

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    hahaha.

    Quake is badz! VERY! =P

    If your son is failing courses in school, or performing poorly on sports teams, he may be involved in a hacking group, such as the infamous "Otaku" hacker association.
    I thought Otaku was just an anime convention. =_=

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    I can't believe any parents could be idiots on such a grand scale.

    I lost it at #1 "Has your son asked you to change ISPs", and from there things just went downhill.

    "Neuromancer" by William Gibson is a hacker manual? Oh please, that's just too funny.

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    ahahaha...funny, i just wish the article was a little newer...ahaha.


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    i know. its just so perfect for ppl on this site, dont you think? show it to your parents! =_=


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    That made me cry...............

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    Excessive time spent on the computer, communicating with his fellow hackers may cause temporary damage to the eyes and brain, from the electromagnetic radiation. This will cause his marks to slip dramatically, particularly in difficult subjects such as Math, and Chemistry. In extreme cases, over-exposure to computer radiation can cause schizophrenia, meningitis and other psychological diseases

    This part is the best. The first thing that came into my head was eyes melting while talking to a green fairy

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    Meningitis?! Also, how can someone who is failing maths be a hacker, for the most part, hackers are seriously intelligent people.

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    so girls can't be hackers? "has your son.." "has your son.." "has you SON.."

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    but there are no girls on the internet to begin with ya know

 

 
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