Thread: She Is In Jail!!!

Heard about this a few days ago, didn't post it because I didn't know how to word it to show my utter contempt and hatred.

Originally Posted by dumbass

provides hope for young people all over the US and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives

Wow.

Hope? What the Christ?

Beauty? She's...not at all attractive. Please tell me I'm not alone in believing this.

Mundane lives? Excuse me, but I'd much rather be myself than a drunken whore who serves little purpose other than to fellate billionaires and function as the brunt of tabloid jokes.

Lol, this reminds me of a southpark episode.

she is gross, how does anybody find her attractive in the least?

her money makes her shine :P

nobody actually cares . we're just happy that she's in jail

In Jail; funny you should say that. I still attest that she wont spent more than a week, if even that, in jail.

Paris Hilton might not serve 45 days
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/0....ap/index.html

I was right! I knew they'll find a way. >_<

• Paris Hilton could serve less time than sentenced
• Jail overcrowding, good behavior could affect time served

overcrowded? I thought they already HAD a place all set up for her to go into ...

Send her to the detainment facility at Guantanamo Bay Cuba, and then hope they lose her paperwork.