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    Default No wonder MJ loves Spiderman!

    Okay, this news article seems fitting to display today since it IS the opening day for Spidey 3.

    http://www.livescience.com/humanbiol...der_venom.html

    HAHAHAHA.

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    Well...I guess if they couldn't afford the Viagra, a spider is the next best thing?
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    even a black widow wouldn't work on MJ. He's made out of plastic XD

    I remember that joke they had on the news about MJ. Its the difference between MJ and a plastic bag. One is made out of plastic, white and dangerous around kids and the other holds groceries. ^^

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    Uh, MJ = Mary Jane, y'know, Peter Parker's girl friend.

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    oops LOL! I was readin some MJ (Michael jackson) jokes from another window. so those two kinda mixed.

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    Spiderman: My spider sense is tingling...
    Mary Jane: Have you been playing with your pet Brazilian spider again?

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    Hehehe i just thought bout it...he really wears those tights doesent he? theres no hiding a boner in one of those.

    can you imagine geting saved by spiderman with a stiffy. id die of laughter.


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    Or Spiderman has to suddenly go rescue MJ from Doc Octopus, and Spidy arrives for the battle sporting serious wood...

    MJ and the Doc exchange a look...then he tells her "Err Spidy seems more happy to see you than usual...".

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    Well, it also convenient for his penis to shoot "sticky web" too
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98abaile View Post
    Uh, MJ = Mary Jane, y'know, Peter Parker's girl friend.
    I thought it was a Jackson dig as well. Poor guy can't get a break these days.

 

 
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