Well...it isn't my dick, so I don't really care. :P
But...damn! Cutting your own dick off!
He should have recited a poem before doing it. I remember some guy doing that before he shot himself in the head.
Please quote Bambi, or the Teletubbies or something like that (bob the builder ) before you ran amok, cut your dick off, or do something like that.
I am too eager to see the reaction of the media.
Can we fix it?
No we can't!