Well...it isn't my dick, so I don't really care. :P
But...damn! Cutting your own dick off!
He should have recited a poem before doing it. I remember some guy doing that before he shot himself in the head.
Please quote Bambi, or the Teletubbies or something like that (bob the builder) before you ran amok, cut your dick off, or do something like that.
I am too eager to see the reaction of the media.
Can we fix it?
*snip*
No we can't!
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