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    AKofC is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Default What the hell is it with hot/cute women and dudes with huge beer bellies?

    So I was at the arcade earlier and there was this couple. The chick was pretty cute actually, but the guy was, oh boy. I mean, he's probably a nice guy and all, but man I wonder how many liters of alcohol he'd do in a day to get that huge a belly.

    They were playing that Bust a Move game and were pretty cuddly with each other and all.

    Me and the guys at the KoF machine were going like:

    That has got to be her brother.

    He can't be her brother, I mean, look at how different they are. From skin tone to the face.

    No, that's definitely her brother. Or father.


    This reminds of back when I was a freshman in college. I mean, I'd have taken being friendzoned better if the guy who won her heart was this good looking dude who was rich and great at everything. But no, she started dating a dude with a really huge beer belly. But he's probably a great dude, since they met through her Habitat for Humanity chapter or something.


    So yeah. Not saying that guys with huge beer bellies shouldn't get hot chicks. Just saying that if they ever made a sex video and it somehow got on the internet, I'd at least like for the guy to not have a beer belly that'd probably block her boobs or something.

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    He is probably an asshole when he's drunk.

    Therefore, she loves him.

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    vphamv is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    maybe she was a gold digger. ¯\(°_o)/¯
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    nd321 is offline Member Frequent Poster
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    do you happen to be from new jersey?

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    ggonzo5 is offline Senior Member Frequent Poster
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    hmm...maybe the cute/hot chick just recently blossomed and hasnt noticed. So said beer belly guy proposed to her before she realized she could do better. It has happened before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nd321 View Post
    do you happen to be from new jersey?
    What is that suppose to mean??

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    Quote Originally Posted by coolpuprocks View Post
    What is that suppose to mean??
    We all know that the people from New Jersey get an beer belly automatically when they born.

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    I think some women are reformers at heart and look for rough diamonds that they can polish into fine gems. Perhaps she views the guys excess weight as a temporary problem, and with the right encouragement she feels that he could lose it with diet and excercise.

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    coz huge beer belly guys are funny and harmless?
    or could it be that he's her cousin?

    EDIT: gezz, just get a real porn Ak.
    Last edited by flash; 04-22-2007 at 01:02 AM.

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    Ever thought maybe he forced her into marriage?
    'MARRY ME OR I'LL JUMP ON YOU!'

 

 
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