What the hell is it with hot/cute women and dudes with huge beer bellies?
So I was at the arcade earlier and there was this couple. The chick was pretty cute actually, but the guy was, oh boy. I mean, he's probably a nice guy and all, but man I wonder how many liters of alcohol he'd do in a day to get that huge a belly.
They were playing that Bust a Move game and were pretty cuddly with each other and all.
Me and the guys at the KoF machine were going like:
That has got to be her brother.
He can't be her brother, I mean, look at how different they are. From skin tone to the face.
No, that's definitely her brother. Or father.
This reminds of back when I was a freshman in college. I mean, I'd have taken being friendzoned better if the guy who won her heart was this good looking dude who was rich and great at everything. But no, she started dating a dude with a really huge beer belly. But he's probably a great dude, since they met through her Habitat for Humanity chapter or something.
So yeah. Not saying that guys with huge beer bellies shouldn't get hot chicks. Just saying that if they ever made a sex video and it somehow got on the internet, I'd at least like for the guy to not have a beer belly that'd probably block her boobs or something.