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    Ho-kay, so here's the Earth...it's chilling. Damn, that is a sweet Earth, you might say. WRONG...alright, ruling out the ice caps melting, meteors becoming crashed into us (boom), the ozone layer leaving, and the sun exploding, we're definitely going to blow ourselves up.

    Ho-kay, so basically we've got China, France, India, Israel, Pakistan, Russia, the UK, and us, with nukes. We've got about twenty-six hundred more than anybody else, whatever.

    Hanyway, one day we decides those Chinese Sons of a Bitches... are goin' down. So we launch a nuke at China. While it's on its way, China's like, "Shit! Shit! Who the fuck is shooting us?" "Oh well! Fire missiles!"

    Then France is like, "Shit guys, we got ze missiles, zey are coming, fire our shit!"

    "But I am le tired..."

    ….

    "Well, have a nap. THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!"

    Meanwhile, Australia is down there like, "WTF, mates?"

    India, Israel, and Pakistan launch their shit so now we got missiles flying everywhere passing each other.

    Russia's like, "AHH, MOTHERLAND!"

    Then England's like, "'bout that time, eh, chaps?"

    "Right-o,"

    so now the US is like, "Fuck, we're dumbasses." Canada's like, "What's going on, EH?" Australia's still like, "WTF?", Mars is laughing at us, and some huge meteor's like, "Well, fuck that".

    So, now we got nuclear winter. H'everyone's dead, 'cept Australia, and they're still like, "WTF?"

    ...

    but they'll be dead soon.

    Fucking kangaroos...

    But, assuming we don't blow ourselves up, us Californians just have to work on California breaking off from the United States.

    To go hang with Hawaii….


    …. Alaska can come, too.

    THE END!

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    I couldn't resist. ^_^. Though, on a more serious aspect... I believe that the world will soon end after the second coming of Christ.

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    CPR wins for that post.

    And I'm betting on us blowing ourselves up.

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    Pedophilia becomes legal.

    ...now thats a cool way to end the world.


    I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
    I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
    before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends


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    I know how Australia is gonna end. They're gonna shoot their boomeranged nukes in an attempt to destroy their enemies. And then their nukes are gonna come back to blow them up.

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    -There will be a world famine
    -The earth will be swallowed by landslides
    -The Anti-christ will come from the east claiming to be a prophet, then to being God. He will remain on earth for a little over a year
    -Jesus will come to earth and slay the anti-christ
    -The Gog and Magog will break free of their prison(wall of zulqarnain) causing disaster in their awakening
    -Upon their death a time of peace will come
    -The sun will rise from the west

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    just watched the news....we need to find this rapist...he's suppose to be a lot of trouble...maybe cause the end of the world?!


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    Jakko, you were sat in a car, a big heavy car with an engine and wheels and stuff, a heavy car, a car that just happens to be tougher than flesh and bone. What were thinking (or not thinking)?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jakko View Post
    Yesterday, the end of days occured. The end of life as we know it.

    I was in my car, eating some Burger King. The big BK. Nice day, all things considered.

    Then, the unthinkable happened.

    As I was eating, I saw two kids walking along, then stop at a corner.

    Emo-goths. Black emo goths, the rarest, and gayest, kind. Then, to my disgusted eyes and heaving stomach, the unthinkable happened. These two sissy kids, with their lace and leather, and book-bag with pins that have band names on them, their girl jeans and strange hair, kissed. It was the single most horrible moment in all history.

    At that moment, time collapsed. The universe simple stopped. The gayest of all gay things had just happened. We could go no further.

    Ragnarok came.
    yeah? yeah? You think you're being funny. but you know, one of those faggy little goth kids is now going to assault a travelling mask-salesman out of sexual frustration. And you know what? that mask salesman is going to happen to be carrying an ancient, evil, all-powerful hexxing mask.
    And guess what's going to happen now. Yeah that's right. That faggy little goth kid is going to put on the mask and 3 days from now the moon is going to crash into the earth >: (
    I hope you're happy man. I hope you're real happy.

    edit:
    dawn of the first day.
    72 hours remaining.

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    the world will end just like command & conquer III tiberium wars . aliens will rule the world .

    Quote Originally Posted by deuce22 View Post
    no way. =\

    That's why the government is for....unless they become part of the huge company....hmm....but seriously then. Ppl would just revolt in a few years time.

    as for my thoughts....a huge solar flare from the sun that lashes out and
    destroys our atmosphere.
    do you mean those solar flares that will be coming in the year of 2010 ?

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    well it is said that the world will come to an end when we have seven years of world peace


    this will happen when i take over the world
    confusish say man who stand on toliet high on pot

 

 
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