Thread: most obscure pick up lines

wht are some of the most off the wall pick up lines you have ever heard or been asked.

ones ive heard:

if your going to throw away your virginity can i at least have the box it came in?

guy:did you clean your pants with windex
girl: no why?
guy: because i can see my self in them

and my personal favorite

nice shoes.....wana fuck

Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

You must be a magician, 'cause when I see you everyone else disappears.

Works every time.

do you know karate, cuz ur body is kick'n.

Hey there baby. You're so fun and enjoyable to be around with, I want to get all platonic with you.

Does this smell like chloroform to you ?

-If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you'de be called the McGorgeous.

- I've got some Skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?

-I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

-You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong

-The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my crib and spread the word.

lol @ chloroform ^
"I would like to extend an invitation to my pants party" per Steve Carrell in Anchorman

"got a raisin? How about a date?"

"you must be an alien cause your'e booty is from outer space."

DNA = best pick up lines ever. i would sooo do him.