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    dbzfreak10 is offline Member Frequent Poster
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    Default most obscure pick up lines

    wht are some of the most off the wall pick up lines you have ever heard or been asked.

    ones ive heard:

    if your going to throw away your virginity can i at least have the box it came in?

    guy:did you clean your pants with windex
    girl: no why?
    guy: because i can see my self in them

    and my personal favorite

    nice shoes.....wana fuck
    confusish say man who stand on toliet high on pot

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    Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?


    I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
    I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
    before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends


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    blizzar180 is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    You must be a magician, 'cause when I see you everyone else disappears.

    Works every time.

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    deuce22 is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    do you know karate, cuz ur body is kick'n.


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    AKofC is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Hey there baby. You're so fun and enjoyable to be around with, I want to get all platonic with you.

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    echoblaze is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Does this smell like chloroform to you ?

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    xxDoLLarBiLLxx is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    -If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you'de be called the McGorgeous.

    - I've got some Skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?

    -I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

    -You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong

    -The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my crib and spread the word.

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    ns8730 is offline Senior Member Well Known
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    lol @ chloroform ^
    "I would like to extend an invitation to my pants party" per Steve Carrell in Anchorman

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    dna2playboy is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    "got a raisin? How about a date?"

    "you must be an alien cause your'e booty is from outer space."

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    Aikido is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    DNA = best pick up lines ever. i would sooo do him.

 

 
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