Thread: most obscure pick up lines

Originally Posted by 98abaile

I want to put my penis into your vagina.

can't be more direct than that

I forgot who said it but:

you are like David hasselhoff and I am nightrider. RIDE ME!

copy & paste :P
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

I'm good at math, U+I=69

I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together

I got a grand in my pocket.

guy: hi! my friends call me magic marker, do you know why?
girl: no
guy: because im gonna highlight your life.

believe it or not my teacher told the class that he actually used that on a girl one night. he said it worked but i highly doubt it.

I put on my wizard's hat......

Hi, I'm a one night stand.

Guy:Wanna eat pizza and fuck?
girl:No!!!
Guy:What?!Why?dont u like pizza?

*Catch a person's gaze from across the room.
*Point and motion them to come over.
Person: What?
You: I knew if I fingered you long enough you'd come.

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Does that even count? xD;

fuck me if i'm wrong, but have we met before?

long one

guy: Hi, buy me a pizza?
girl: Excuse me?
guy: Buy me a pizza.
girl: Buy you a pizza?
guy: Yeah I'm really hungry and I'm totally tapped out of cash and I know this great pizza place around the corner. And I was wondering if you'd buy me a pizza?
girl: No are you crazy, I'm not gonna buy you a pizza. I don't know if you know how this works but you're the one buying me a pizza.
guy: Okay.
girl: Okay what?
guy: Okay I'll buy you a pizza, all you had to do was ask.
girl: Wait a minute, you just said that you were tapped out of cash.
guy: I am, but it's not everyday that beautiful girl, like yourself, asks a guy like me out to pizza. Trust me, I'll find a away to scrap up the money.

from a horrid movie ><

use my penis instead of your dildo .