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    _Vincent_ is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98abaile View Post
    I want to put my penis into your vagina.
    can't be more direct than that

    I forgot who said it but:
    you are like David hasselhoff and I am nightrider. RIDE ME!
    copy & paste :P
    Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

    I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

    I'm good at math, U+I=69

    I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together

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    AShlyed is offline Senior Member Well Known
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    I got a grand in my pocket.
    En Taro Adun !!
    -- Yes, I speak Engrish
    Torncity

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    asianmaster is offline Senior Member Respected Member
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    guy: hi! my friends call me magic marker, do you know why?
    girl: no
    guy: because im gonna highlight your life.

    believe it or not my teacher told the class that he actually used that on a girl one night. he said it worked but i highly doubt it.
    "Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.
    Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.
    It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us.
    We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant,
    gorgeous, talented, fabulous?"
    Actually, who are you not to be?

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    _Vincent_ is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    I put on my wizard's hat......

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    ozarugold is offline Senior Member Respected Member
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    Hi, I'm a one night stand.
    Are you happy? I am happy.

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    angra is offline Senior Member Frequent Poster
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    Guy:Wanna eat pizza and fuck?
    girl:No!!!
    Guy:What?!Why?dont u like pizza?

    "Where can you run to what now can you do"sabbath bloody sabbath

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    aiyaitsai is offline Junior Member Newbie
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    *Catch a person's gaze from across the room.
    *Point and motion them to come over.
    Person: What?
    You: I knew if I fingered you long enough you'd come.

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    Does that even count? xD;

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    deuce22 is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    fuck me if i'm wrong, but have we met before?


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    dna2playboy is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    long one

    guy: Hi, buy me a pizza?
    girl: Excuse me?
    guy: Buy me a pizza.
    girl: Buy you a pizza?
    guy: Yeah I'm really hungry and I'm totally tapped out of cash and I know this great pizza place around the corner. And I was wondering if you'd buy me a pizza?
    girl: No are you crazy, I'm not gonna buy you a pizza. I don't know if you know how this works but you're the one buying me a pizza.
    guy: Okay.
    girl: Okay what?
    guy: Okay I'll buy you a pizza, all you had to do was ask.
    girl: Wait a minute, you just said that you were tapped out of cash.
    guy: I am, but it's not everyday that beautiful girl, like yourself, asks a guy like me out to pizza. Trust me, I'll find a away to scrap up the money.

    from a horrid movie ><

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    nah_ass is offline Member Frequent Poster
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    use my penis instead of your dildo .

 

 
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