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    98abaile is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Nice legs, what time do they open?

    Is that a ladder in your tights, or is it the stairway to heaven?

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    @aikido the raisin one actually worked on a girl. Unfortunately it was my friend who said it and not me.

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    i mean, I believe it.

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    Can I tickle your belly button from the inside???

    I swear i think this every time i see a girls stomach XD


    I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
    I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
    before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends


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    I wish I were your derivative so I could know the slope of your curves.


    http://www.chunlikickedme.com

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    I want to put my penis into your vagina.

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    -Are those space pants cuz that ass is out of this world
    -You an official, because you've officially given me a boner-Blades of Glory
    Get it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by be0wulf View Post
    I wish I were your derivative so I could know the slope of your curves.
    wow.

    10 minutes ago irf with friends, we were talking about pick up lines, and this one came up. talk about random odds.

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    guy: do you have a quarter?
    girl: yes/no/why/etc
    guy: well, because my mom told her to call her when i saw an angel


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    Beavis and Butthead have the best pick-up lines ever!!

    If you've ever had sex with a machine, that's what's it's like with me, 'cause I'm like a sex machine.

    If you're really hot, I bet I can cool you down.

    You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it.

    I'm not trying to pick you up. You're like to heavy. Huh huh huh huh, Get it?

 

 
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