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    AKofC is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Default Wow. I just realized that God technically raped Mary.

    I mean, there was no consent at all right? After all, she only knew she got some loving from God when she got pregnant after Joseph so did not touch her.

    GG God.

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    sperm worm is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    o. shit.






    prepare to be slaughtered by christian fanatics.
    (i agree with you, btw)


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    Oh man, I didn't even open the thread, I just read the title and laughed harder than I have all week. XD

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    i have thought on this many times. mary must have been one hot momma.
    god's like, shit, I gotta tap that.

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    On a side note. Giving birth while still a virgin? Ouch that must have hurt like hell...

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    I'm christian and I still finds this funny. (God I'm going to hell with these Blasphemy)

    these two statements contradicts each other:
    Quote Originally Posted by Schiljo
    On a side note. Giving birth while still a virgin? Ouch that must have hurt like hell...
    Quote Originally Posted by AK
    I mean, there was no consent at all right? After all, she only knew she got some loving from God when she got pregnant after Joseph so did not touch her.

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    Oh, god, i realized this a while ago too. i told some of my friends about it and we all found it funny. I guess I'm going to hell as well. (I'm catholic and go to a catholic school. how bad is that?)

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    Isnt the fact that she was a virgin mother in the firstplace something of a contradiction?

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    being virgin and still giving birth is supposed to be a contradiction, duh.. it is called a mystery...

    and it wasn't a rape as God asked Mary if she was willing to give birth to His son and she agreed... so wth ?

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    Ah shush tis only a bit of craic.
    Lol AK
    Agreed he vicariously "raped" her through gabriel though. So it was a weird threesome....thing

 

 
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