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    Sherman is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    Quote Originally Posted by shautieh
    being virgin and still giving birth is supposed to be a contradiction, duh.. it is called a mystery...
    I know. Was in reply to this:
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    these two statements contradicts each other:

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    Luke, Chapter 1, verses 26-38 (NWT):

    26 In her sixth month the angel Gabriel was sent forth from God to a city of Gal´i·lee named Nazareth, 27 to a virgin promised in marriage to a man named Joseph of David’s house; and the name of the virgin was Mary. 28 And when he went in before her he said: “Good day, highly favored one, Jehovah is with you.”

    34 But Mary said to the angel: “How is this to be, since I am having no intercourse with a man?”
    Note 'in her sixth month' and 'How is this to be, since I am having no intercourse with a man?'

    So that means six months into her pregnancy, and secondly, how was it possible when she wasn't sleeping with Joseph, because Joseph was clearly the upstanding awesome dude that he was and would dare not coerce the hottest chick in the world to sleep with him.

    Anti-rape advocates of America should take God to court.

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    26 Inthesixth month, the angel Gabriel was sent from God to a town of Galilee called Nazareth,
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    34 But Mary said to the angel, "How can this be, since I have no relations with a man?"
    35 And the angel said to her in reply, "The holy Spirit will come upon you, and the power of the Most High will overshadow you. Therefore the child to be born will be called holy, the Son of God.
    this version seems more accurate (my little finger is telling me that you changed the texts on purpose ...? xP)

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    Quote Originally Posted by shautieh View Post
    being virgin and still giving birth is supposed to be a contradiction, duh.. it is called a mystery...

    and it wasn't a rape as God asked Mary if she was willing to give birth to His son and she agreed... so wth ?
    yea thats true...

    and God chose mary because she was a righteous person
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    wow this was almost as funny as the Zombie Jesus convo in HS... lol. God casted Phoenix Down on his son


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    So God's basically a rapist with superpowers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by coolerimmortal View Post
    So God's basically a rapist with superpowers?
    I think that he's closer to a mad scientist with a fetish for artificial insemination. With superpowers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coolerimmortal View Post
    So God's basically a rapist with superpowers?
    You mean like griffith?

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    haha! I had this conversation with my bros last year because we were taking art history together! Learning art history is like learning the bible. Practically all the art was about religion.
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    Yeah I came to the same conclusion during R.E., but then after a bit of deliberation I realised that technically there was no rape. As there was no insertion of a penis or a digit or anything else into any orifice, it wasn't rape. As the wize Saizou said, it was more artificial insemination by way of magical juju. Still if I were in the situation and I had pregnancy induced in me without even getting a good sexing, I'd be fucking pissed.
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