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    metrobluejay is offline Senior Member Long Time Member
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    Default Story Time: A tale of my niece

    My niece is 5 years old, my parents are watching her while her mom works. I get up out of bed and walk out into the living room to see what my mom and her are doing. They are parent trapping it up on the disney channel if you wanted to know. Well she has like 5 easter baskets, and there is one egg sitting on top of the fluff they have. I take the egg and shake it to see if there is something inside, there is. My niece says something about it, and I pretend to chuck it. She looks me right in the eye and says "Don't even think about it."

    Probably one of those you had to been there stories.
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    yea...

    not that funny in retelling. =(

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    I laughed.

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    i was there and it still wasn't funny

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    you know.. I DID make a thread for these kinds of thing it's called Anecdotes.....

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    Where is...the funny?

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    if i imagine the whole scenario in my head its funny. i can imagine my brother doing the same thing.....im guessing that your niece said it with a dark and angry look on her face?
    "Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.
    Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.
    It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us.
    We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant,
    gorgeous, talented, fabulous?"
    Actually, who are you not to be?

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    metrobluejay is offline Senior Member Long Time Member
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    ^^^
    Why yes she did
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    I dunno, i guess I kinda get it.

 

 
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